Skiing on grass

Weee-eee-eee

Titter, I made it sound like a tokin’ and skiin’, ha ha, like drugs is clever or at least funny, when nothing is further from the truth so stay away from them.

No this is really skiing on the plant commonly known as grass.

If you can’t abide to not be skiing there are many options – especially if you’re like all loaded and that – again not the drugs kind of loaded.

Serre Chevalier doesn’t have a glacier so summer skiing here is out , but you could go to Deux Alpe or another European ski station with one, head to the southern hemisphere to say New Zealand or Argentina, but what I reckon would be the most bizare would be to go to grass skiing in China at Double Dragon Pool Grass Skiing Court in Fujian.

If you think the pistes are crowded in Europe you’ll have your mind changed when you realise the organisers think two pistes 160m x 100m and 130m x 60m can hold 1000 people each. That is some dense Sino-population.

If you can imagine sitting watching 1000 people of mostly I’d guess a truly incompetent level all on a titled piece of turf the size of a football pitch you don’t need drugs, now imagine that same scene set to Benny Hill music and a big spliff, that would indeed refer to madness.