Hold the press

If you’ve got Eur25 spare what better way to spend it than on a practical and special reminder of your time in Serre Chevalier.

Rick and I have just come across the best memento at the Tourist Office in Monetier, a pair of pants – boxer or shorty – emblazoned with the piste map of the whole valley.

They come in sizes S-XL and are 94% polyester, 6% elastin and proudly made in France, the only drawback is they are not suitable for wearing at the Spa baths down the road.

The weather is cracking today so these might be the perfect item for sun-baking a bit on your chalet balcony.

Mine, no mine

Here are some puns involving pants:

We piste our pants when we saw these; these jockeys are snow joke; my underpants are carving a niche, these knickers ride up in style; piste map all it’s cracked up to be.

Have you got a bum pun? Send it in with the promise of nothing in return.